living-in-gmajor:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

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exhists:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

messyfeathers:

me in real life:

me online:

dutchster:

russianmetero:

i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

bagmilk:

"It’s a metaphor" is the perfect excuse for anything

romancndleheart:

thaibrator:

hey now 

ur a rockstar

get your

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great now I cant remember the actual lyrics

religiousdad:

*sticks ten cigarettes in my ass* it’s a metaphor