me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
Being naked and cuddling with someone right now would be perfect
if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough
The most delicious color in Spanish is obviously anything pastel.
The Unbelievable Photos Taken by the Crazy Russians Who Illegally Climbed Egypt’s Great Pyramid
people, you may never see an image like this again… so yeah, reblog it
Ya well I can’t blame them for climbing that
Just look at that incredible fucking view
Best gay joke ever
The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread