orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via harrysedwrds)

diegolovesyouhope:

Being naked and cuddling with someone right now would be perfect

mokou:

if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal

tonyabbot:

awwww-cute:

This looks like a good place to sit

Racism still exists in dogs

tonyabbot:

awwww-cute:

This looks like a good place to sit

Racism still exists in dogs

you-do-you-boo-boo:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

spanishskulduggery:

The most delicious color in Spanish is obviously anything pastel.

"what the fuck"

pluto in july 2013, moments after hearing the news that he isn’t a planet anymore    (via manhattanfrom-thesky)

LMFAOOOOOO

(via the-goddamazon)

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

bl-ossomed:

prostituting:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:


The Unbelievable Photos Taken by the Crazy Russians Who Illegally Climbed Egypt’s Great Pyramid

people, you may never see an image like this again… so yeah, reblog it

Ya well I can’t blame them for climbing that
Just look at that incredible fucking view

amazing

bl-ossomed:

prostituting:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

The Unbelievable Photos Taken by the Crazy Russians Who Illegally Climbed Egypt’s Great Pyramid

people, you may never see an image like this again… so yeah, reblog it

Ya well I can’t blame them for climbing that

Just look at that incredible fucking view

amazing

kardashianjpeg:

Best gay joke ever

kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread