MY BLOG IS REALLY UGLY RN BUT I PROMISE I WILL COME BACK AND FIX IT

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

im-tha-doctor:

Why are basic necessities so expensive? I mean like 

  • toilet paper
  • bread
  • comic con 
  • milk
*eats my own ass*

stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.


 🌿APHRODITES TEMPLE🌿

foodchewer:

"do you believe in love at first sight?" *looks in mirror* yea

clannyphantom:

call the police

clannyphantom:

call the police

ethergawddess:

…i thought you was sleep 
LMAOOOOO

ethergawddess:

…i thought you was sleep
LMAOOOOO

cindehella:

SUPS WAS MY NEWEST VICTIM

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